THE WOMAN AND THE DRAGON
REV 12:1 "Then I witnessed in heaven an event of great significance."
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2 Let's quote this. If a Christian ever pokes fun at other religions for being goofy. Quote this.
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"I saw a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon beneath her feet, and a crown of twelve stars on her head. She was pregnant, and she cried out in the pain of labor."
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3 Suddenly...
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"I saw a large red dragon with seven heads and ten horns with seven crowns. His tail dragged down one-third of the stars..."
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It then goes Christian again.
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"Which he threw to the earth...."
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4 Just to mention too. The stars were already gone ME 4:2, REV 6:13.
Back to the groovy hippie stuff.
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"He stood before the woman as she was about to give birth to her child, ready to devour the baby as soon as it was born. She gave birth to a boy who was to rule all nations with an iron rod."
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5 The child is saved, caught up to God in heaven. The woman then fled to the wilderness into God's care.
6 There was then a war in heaven. Michael and his angels fought the dragon and his angels. The dragon (the great dragon: ancient serpent, the Devil, Satan) lost and was thrown down from heaven to the earth.
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7 Get me my hookah. This is so symbolic. Like it just sums up the whole Jesus and heaven and Satan and battle between demons and angels and...
8 Then it's REV 12:13....
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"And when the dragon realized that he had been thrown down to the earth, he pursued the woman who had given birth to the child. But she was given two wings like those of a great eagle. This allowed her to fly..."
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9 Um... You see, after the crucifixion, Mary fled and... God helped. Or some future saint woman got on a plane...
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"Then the dragon tried to drown the woman with a flood of water that flowed from its mouth. But the earth helped her by opening its mouth and swallowing the river that gushed out from the mouth of the dragon."
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10 Cause... You see, when Mary... She... The water... And the earth swallowed it... Future woman saint...
11 I want whatever John is smoking.
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"Then the dragon became angry at the woman..."
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12 I guess before was just teasing.
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"He declared war against the rest of her children - all who keep God's commandments and confess that they belong to Jesus."
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Which, remember, at this point, is everybody ME 10:1.
We'll see. Because here he comes, everybody's favorite end time character.
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